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My name is Pauline. Welcome to my shit blog. I am 18 years old. I am way too mentally old for my own good. I enjoy being different. I often frown upon my own generation. I have a tendency of over-thinking things and feeling too much. I love to write poetry and music. And I'm really shy. I also wish babies came from the sky carried by storks.

Doctor:Are you sexually active?
Me:Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
Can I please bring back this jem? I remember pissing myself about this post a few years back. Still too fucking funny xD
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#quote  #oldies 
"She wears all black
just like her soul
yet her heart is made of gold."
(via nyu-tah)

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jpsycho:

approachingnormal:

hannibalthecanibal:

vachelsstrife:

wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:

gallifrey-feels:

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

iseewhatyoudidier:

fiftyshadesoffandoms:

akiglancy:

gayest sport on earth

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

image

guys

they oil each other up 

im crying here 

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

aw they look so happy aww 

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liyahetman:

Very rare - black orchid or Cymbidium Kiwi Midnight.

liyahetman:

Very rare - black orchid or Cymbidium Kiwi Midnight.

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Anonymous asked: You're a twig. Not attractive. Maybe you should try to get a feminine figure.


Answer:

sparkling-like-champagne:

I like being skinny.

Seriously who says shit like this…

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"Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul."
Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine   (via beautifulvomit)

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chezpicker-uk:

A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars

(via zizulol)

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beben-eleben:

Chocolate Solar System

Someone please get this for me

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EVERY TIME I WHISTLE HE MAKES THIS FUCKIGN FACE OH MY GOD HLEP;

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buzzfeed:

The NYFA released this inforaphic of gender inequality in film. It’s truly eye-opening and this only scratches the surface.

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"We all love someone way too fucking much."
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