|Doctor:||Are you sexually active?
|Me:||Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
|Can I please bring back this jem? I remember pissing myself about this post a few years back. Still too fucking funny xD
"She wears all black
just like her soul
yet her heart is made of gold."
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
they oil each other up
im crying here
This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.
aw they look so happy aww
(Source: olliren, via babeloveme)
You're a twig. Not attractive. Maybe you should try to get a feminine figure.
I like being skinny.
Seriously who says shit like this…
"Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul."